HP, which stands for "Happy Place." ;-)
This picture taken by Stuart makes it look really small, but it's actually quite a happy size and exactly the size I wanted. After having a big clunker of a computer for a few years, I wanted portable (but not so small as a netbook.) Thus, the 14 inch.
I am thankful for my laptop and I am thankful for all the helpful people who assisted the clueless girl at Best Buy. =)